JELLY HAS IT IN WRITING THAT DAN WILL KILL JELLY AMD THEN FEED JELLY'S TO YOU! A CONTRACT WAS SIGNED AND EVERYTHING! ALSO FILTHY FRANK/PINK GUY RULE!

kelpiesnshit:

I hope you don’t get runny when you drown, I’m hungry for grilled jelly. A contract is a contract after all, my gooey name buddy.

So it’s fine if I eat messily!

And yes, yes! I love all things Joji! It’s always sweet shit when people get the references, I even have a hoodie with his face on it, yo~

Why have I not been following Kelpiesnshit? Where have I been?


theoneandonlyjelly:

IT’S TRUE! JELLY HAS, CAN, AND WILL BE ANYTHING JELLY WANTS!

This is easily the greatest gif I have ever made in my entire life.


SUCCESS

theoneandonlyjelly:

O̧̟͙̥̜ͣͨͬ͗̋̐͋͝ ̡̼͇̠̳̣͍̪̠̇́N͇̠̙͈̻̺̤ͨͨ̾̐ ̘̺̻̫͚̫̦ͤͦ̈̍̐̈́L̴̖͚͍͖̜͍̋͌ͭ͑̊͑̇Ŷ̟̉ͪ͒͗ ̛̫̬͙̥͈̦̫̭̾̔ͭ͗̿̔ ͍̗̪̣̻̒S͖̰̬͖̮͖ͩͫͬ̍̊ ̡̛͇̾ͬ͆ͥͣ̅A̞̜͇̒̾ͧ̾̿ͅ ̴̢̬̳̺̬̺͂͗̀T̖̖͕͍̣̻̫͖͆̊͑͐͆͠ ̧̖͉̣̩̗͇̦̟͎͐́̆͌ͮͮͯ̈́A̶͓͋̔̆͜ͅ ̨͒͆͏͏͎͓N̗̭̙͇̖̔͛͂ͪͮ́ͤ̕͟ ̨̛̫̟͆̽̐͛ͫ͢ ̧͙͇̥͍͇̖͉̀ͦ́ͣͥͧÇ̨̠̰̣̯̩̥̆̔̔ͮ ̸̝̖ͥ̃ͫ̏ͧ̓A̵̬͚̘̬̥̗̘ͭ̆̅ͪ̌ ̨̧ͬͧ҉̙N͉̬͖͙ͮ̇̾ͦ̕ ̛̻̮̝ͬͫ͟͝ ̖͖̞̜͍̒̄͒͆͂ͤ͂̀̚ͅͅG̵͕̠̹̔̂ͬ ̢̛͕̩͕͖̩̝̿̽ͩ͌̀ͅI̵͚̼͕͍̻͇̼̿̐͛ͤ̈́ͩ͆̒͡ ͯ̀͊͗ͦ̍͏̵̣V̦̘̫̟̪͈̞͑ͦ̈́͋̕͞͞ͅ ̹̜͙̖ͤ̄͐E̢̧̡̪̺͇̥̐ ̦̩̗̲̳͚̮ͦͫ̿ͤ̅͠ ͬ͐ͤ͒͏̢̪͍͔͙̟̥̘̩Y̸̦̳̲͚͔̾͑̔́̀͘ ̸̘͈̞̺̥̙͇͇ͧ̑̄̋̎̓Ỏ̙̓̈́̔̾̅̄̊̂ ̩ͮ́͟U̶̩̖͕͙̻͉͎̝̾̈́ͫ͘͝ ̴̼̭̠̤̀̀ͩ̓̿͢ ̸͕̱̩̰̞̔ͪT̵̷̖͆ ̱̏ͤ̎̇̓̌̊ͦ͟͡H͉͓̓̌ͦ͂ͭ̌ ̵͇̯̜̦ͤ̍̂̄͊͂́͢͠I̩̮ͣͯ͢ ̵͉̯̯͔̲̟̙͈ͪ͛̍̏͗ͤͨ́S̸̸̱͔̳̯͍̭̻̗͒͐̇́ ̡̤̫̜͉͊̾̎͠ ͉͓̞͇̱̪̝͊́ͣ͗̽̓̚ͅS͎̲ͯͧ̚͟ ̡͓̩͚̫̺͎̿̒͐ͬ̋͌̇̽͠H̞͖̼̑̐̌̋ͧ̌ͬ̈ ͉͙̩͖̜̑̋̊ͮͬ͐̂́͠Ạ̶̫͖̖̹̊̊̍͑ͫ͘ ̻̣̫̪̳̱̮͍͆̇̽͐̆D̢̧̼̱͓͚̻̲̀̃͌ ̳͎̘̮̟̰̼͗ͩͭ͢Ḙ̶͗̑ͫ ̨̟͋ͤ̀̊̎ ̼̖̙̞ͩ̎̌̐͂̿͒͆Ǫ̴̠̝̹̮̞̹ͦ̓̊̉̍͌ͣ͐ ̼͚͓̻̥͙̿ͯ̍ͥ̅͆ͣF̯̙̳̦̖̩͉̱̬ͪ̍ͯͯ ͔̼͕̝͈̱͑ͩ̇ͯͦ́ ̪̣̐͆͛̾͛̇̀G̢͈͑̏ͣ͝ ͓̭̺ͭ͗̃͝ͅR͑ͩͪ̉͂ͦ͂͏̞͉͍̰̮̙̗͚͢͞ ͈͙ͪ̆́͛̾̆ͨ̐͘͢Ē͉̝̣̣͔̮͈͑̇̒ͨ́͠͠ͅ ̵̸̡̙̪̟̱̲͙͍͐͗E͔̫͉̦͖̠̥̤͑̑̋͝͠͞ ̰̟̗͇͎͈ͪṆ̴̭̪͕̹͆ͣͯ̈́̀

Jelly’s most recently drawn post. Wow.


theoneandonlyjelly:

GEEZ TUMBLOR BOT, LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JELLY AND HUMAN, YOU DUMBASS.

Wow. The second Jelly post ever.

theoneandonlyjelly:

GEEZ TUMBLOR BOT, LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JELLY AND HUMAN, YOU DUMBASS.

Wow. The second Jelly post ever.


Going to Puerto Rico on Saturday and staying for 11-12 days. It’s gonna be fun as hell. And hot as hell.


I wish everyone could just leave JonTron alone. He is an awesome guy and you love him until he says one word. Jesus fucking Christ, get over it.


I love this sexy beast. Where would I be without Sexxi Bbz? Just a quick ink sketch.

I love this sexy beast. Where would I be without Sexxi Bbz? Just a quick ink sketch.


I love sexxi-bbz


tarragon2000:

Well, here I am. Rock bottom. Incredibly depressed, with no motivation, and feels like a fucking piece of scum. Therefore, I am going to close down my blog and start over. I’m going to work on my style, my art, my humans, etc. etc. etc. However, when I feel like I’m worthy of…

NO WHAT WHY TARRA AH NO AH WHY? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But I respect your choice. Hope to see your new stuff soon!